December 2011
“When you decide to die, little things begin to happen. You stop looking both...”
– Unknown
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
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student:
me: whoops
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
Anonymous asked: how many piercings do you have and which ones xoxo
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
i think i’d rather be dead than have slow internet
“I like people too much or not at all.”
– Sylvia Plath
